-I wouldnt call that diverse at all. I guess thats what happens when individuals can graduate high school in Florida and still score so poorly on their FCAT. are wonderful people. says: Hi, I came from South America asked for my family in a resident status and I always had the idea Miami was a nice city. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Dressing for a few cold days means wearing a hoody with your flip flops [CDATA[ Miami Dade College normally charge around $1.200 a semester for crappy English. 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Mainstream Americans have told me they prefer to bypass Miami on the highway on their way to-and-from the more American, Florida Keys. You forgot to mention the raping, robbing, murderous street niggers or the Russian gangs that commit the contract killings. But to each is own! NO . Untrue I am here to give testimony on how I got my husband back, my husband left me for no reason 3 years ago. You should go to live on Mars for being a misfit. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Are you interested in ballet, opera, or musical theatre? @ Jay Bo Very true! People are horrible drivers (generally), and insurance premiums are exorbitant (health, car, and home). El Cubanaso Garcia: Lighten up, people. //]]> } Wish us all luck only we can make it a better place even if it is the capital of Latin America. Fuck Miami. The people there, including yourself as your post shows, are ignorant, rude, low class and they have a sense of entitlement. You have a bunch of dumb, low class people who have turned prime beach real estate into a bigger version of an Arkansas Trailer Park. Miami Joe scene, with all the architecture, from restored building that only add character and also enhance the club goes moods. And with this I think Im done. Everyone is playing games and trying to one-up each other. var l=new Array(); Yay! Ive heard that comment from friends, family, here, and tons of other posts from folks in Miami or were there. SOM says: Hahahaha this article is hilarious!! A book fair for a week out of a year in a very small neighborhood still does not dismiss the fact that 90 percent of residents there have never seen the inside of a book in the last 10 years. Even 13 year olds think they are the S**T, and guess what their parents tell them they are, and allow them to get away with whatever they want. EVERYTHING stated here is true. The Gold Coast consists of Miami-Dade County, Broward County, and Palm Beach County. so fake. If youre forced to work low paying jobs, then youre most likely going to have to be bilingual. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Love you Miami!!! youre just full of pupu. Tracy Jones Oh im sorry im running on cuban time. But later one, when they are older, maybe those time will be worse, than it is now I mean? for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_aXmduhwUVR').innerHTML = output; I would hope contemplating moving here would regard Miami with an open mind instead of blindly listening to the nut that posted this. We solved our issues, and we are even happier than before. Jobs are very easy to get ! STFU, jump back on raft and go home. As my plane descends to land at the airport here in Miami, I can actually feel the IQ level going down along with the elevation of the plane. else output += unescape(l[i]); (The infrastructure sucks- plenty of parks that NO ONE uses, because the geniuses running the city dont put shades out anywhere- not even at bus stops.) Miami is fun, if its for you, stay, if not just move on and let those who love it enjoy what they have. Even the private school kids are stupid. //]]> Dont come back to Miami if you arent intelligent enough to understand that this is a Hispanic city, that you NEED to master the language in order to survive, unless you are serving drinks somewhere on the beach. 8:30AM. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_p7BPcYYT5n').innerHTML = output; Everyone is entitled to their opinions but it is sad that many in the White, Anglo Saxon community have not yet realized that everyone is equal. (6) You want to be rich. Sure, the beach is nice.. too bad its only a very small part of the city. You walk into fast food restaurant and those people cant speak anything other than spanish. For those of you who are so easily offended re-lax and teikirisi. Miami is not really a american city as spanish dominates here. Try the great papa dodo today, he might be the answer to your problem. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 112';l[17]=' 109';l[18]=' 101';l[19]=' 116';l[20]=' 110';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 105';l[23]=' 116';l[24]=' 117';l[25]=' 108';l[26]=' 111';l[27]=' 115';l[28]=' 116';l[29]=' 110';l[30]=' 97';l[31]=' 110';l[32]=' 101';l[33]=' 118';l[34]=' 111';l[35]=' 99';l[36]='>';l[37]='\"';l[38]=' 109';l[39]=' 111';l[40]=' 99';l[41]=' 46';l[42]=' 108';l[43]=' 105';l[44]=' 97';l[45]=' 109';l[46]=' 103';l[47]=' 64';l[48]=' 101';l[49]=' 108';l[50]=' 112';l[51]=' 109';l[52]=' 101';l[53]=' 116';l[54]=' 110';l[55]=' 111';l[56]=' 105';l[57]=' 116';l[58]=' 117';l[59]=' 108';l[60]=' 111';l[61]=' 115';l[62]=' 116';l[63]=' 110';l[64]=' 97';l[65]=' 110';l[66]=' 101';l[67]=' 118';l[68]=' 111';l[69]=' 99';l[70]=':';l[71]='o';l[72]='t';l[73]='l';l[74]='i';l[75]='a';l[76]='m';l[77]='\"';l[78]='=';l[79]='f';l[80]='e';l[81]='r';l[82]='h';l[83]='a ';l[84]='<'; The only thing Ill dispute with Matt is still he prefers Miami over Los Angeles and Newport Beach. Miamiporra Much love to the world, Chris. *for those non Miami natives ref is short for refugee especially of Cuban descent. I haven't seen MCSO on the stretch since before the extension. That pride is in effect what makes everybody spurn your people. I could have used a good neurosurgeon but Ive just read too many horrible stats. When I was in my teens, I thought it was the shit. Woot woooot! // It is all over the news, just learning how to stop it, now that so many have transplanted here to help deal/sell them shore to land. The writer it seems has not fully experienced the good, the beautiful, the intellectual brilliance and the warmth of the people. I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do, Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my boyfriend who didnt call me for the past (11 Months),gave me a call in just 2 days, my boyfriend came back to me. Ivan They end up in Disney world, I guess this is part of the circuit. The Spanish speaking is a deal killer. says: ..because they dont stand out there. //chuckled to myself, Another poor white guy venting about how frustrated he is living in a place that doesnt look and feel like the midwest or dirty south. Its kinda like the joke, how many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? In Miami- more than most. Yes there are intelligent people here, of all races, no one is really better than the other, it just depends who youre dealing with at the time. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; else output += unescape(l[i]); I heard, they charge $70 per hour for tennis court fee. I suggest you go back to elementary / high school and educate your self on geography & world history. Did someone say they moved away to Tallahassee? 9. // But let me tell you something, youre going to need to smarten up before any of these people want to waste their time with someone whose literally looked at Miami through the bottom of a Coke bottle. [CDATA[ (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) not Nooks. Melissa Gomez Tony writes: I am Candra Jones and i have a good news to share to the entire world. Miss the highschool days? I look around. HA! In turn, I replied, Miami isnt the US. My dad was an alcoholic and my mum was a devoted christian she tried all her best to change him but nothing seemed to work. And you arent funny. And I guarantee you that it is more fun and interesting than your 4,500-people little Indiana town Loser! I was born in LA, but raised in tis god forsaken 3rd world latin american gutter. So if you deluded rednecks want to come here and hate Miami, then leave. I used to hate Miami, until I got a position in DC. }); Yes! I suggest you revise your means of assessing intelligence. thanks. Just cuz yall cant rock the look or mack to mad hoes you gotta hate on the best city in the world. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Great diversity of delicious food. var l=new Array(); Two days later, my phone rang. Refer to comments above. If this is your level of professionalism, you are an embarrassment to your profession and you should be fired. The same thing happens in California with the Mexicans,too many immigrants makes too many problems. There are so many people that you would be super quickly exhausted if you were especially nice to everyone. We had some friends come to town (I live in Miami) who wanted the Miami Experience. maintaining a positive mental attitude does not abrogate the consequences of these behaviors, even if the perps feel it abrogates their responsibility for same. Its all about status. 11. Youre welcome. //]]>. Im talking people mad dogging you and bumping into you on purpose to get a fight going ANYWHERE, ANY TIME of day. I have such a diverse group of friends that they represent about 30 different countries. The tensions are similar. Stop blaming us for your own stupidity. Walk in south beech and you can easily find drugs. var l=new Array(); Youre the dumb idiot. The 10 Types of Douchebags You Meet in College By Complex Apr 01, 2013 Image via Complex Original At 18-years-old, you have no money. @Matt, no not at all. says: I agree 1220% with this article born a raise here hated like a fat guy hates been on a dite this place its horrible would not wish it on my worst enemy Im a car enthusiasts here in Miami people think your insane to like spending money on cars instead of drugs,alcohol,shoes,clothes,partys, and clubs this place is a dump -.-. You may even come on a website like this and start talking trash about Miami, due to your bigotted attitude towards Hispanics. Angel C var l=new Array(); Angel C. says: Dont know whats funnier: the only half serious article, which is obviously stretching the truth for entertainment purposes, or the totally serious, totally insulted responses (some with awesomely poor grammar). //]]> Im sure Wichita, Kansas would be a perfect fit. says: I lived in South Florida for years and planning on moving back. WebCOMEDY 2011 TV-MA L 99min. Miamis pretty much got one. Sure, every city has its problems, and no place is perfect, but Miami has a DISPROPRTIONATELY higher rate of d-baggery, violence, ignorance, and shallowness than most other major cities.. And if you dont think so, you havent done much traveling. At first i thought it was a lie but i took courage and believed as Great Baba has said and it did happen just as this Great spell caster said, My husband called me and was crying, apologizing for forgiveness. thats enough for me. Looks like this pal is one of those up-north rejects that came down to Miami trying to experience la vida loca but was rejected here too Some things are true, some are not. All this article and its consenting replies shows is the frustration of people who never accomplished anything in their lives and are envious of the carefree and happy lifestyle that is associated with Miami and its people. else output += unescape(l[i]); Theres a give and take to living in paradise. We have Spanish, Russians, Arabs, West Indian, Indian, Pakistanis..etc ..All types of immigrants. 15. says: Ive been hearing the same drivel during the last 60 years. Everyone is excellent at google translate which also has the grammar of a robot. It is what it is. 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I was so afraid of infecting my partner, I suffered the embarrassment of visiting dermatologists queries hundreds of times. I believed her and decided to give Great Baba a try and i contacted him on his email . Jc Rodriguez Once you leave, you ALWAYS come back to Miami!!!!!! Yes. //]]> says: ..most people who love Miami actually think all those things listed above are actually normal.. Theyre so clueless they dont even realize how clueless they are. } (An extension of the toilet called Cuba). reading these comments i picture a robot going: DETECTING SENSE OF HUMOR You can complain about life, work, neighbors everywhere - NYC, SF, LA, Paris, London Being happy where you live is really your choice and how you take advantage of the place where you live. LOL. They neither speak good Spanish or good English. Miami is good but full of douchebags. A similar article could be written about any major metropolitan city. (2) if you always have bad dreams. Dont expect a stranger to say thank you if you do something nice for them, they act like your supposed to do that, again entitlement. Miami may have a large Spanish speaking population, but that doesnt imply that its not an American city. //]]> an we talk. As I have lived and experienced many diverse, and not so diverse locations within the US, and currently living in D.C., it is safe to say that Miami is NOT as diverse as those residents believe. I aay this because the people that the U.S. gets as immigrants are obviously non-representative of whats good in their country, theyre mostly the ones that couldnt make it over there either. Got myself some tiger balm and my big ass beach towel. thank you Dr Eku and may your gods ever reward you for your good deeds.. Abeykelly We solved our issues, and we are even happier than before. . says: Try setting a foot in Tulsa before you trash it, smart guy. Meanwhile theres a line of 10 people waiting to order. I am Tracy Jones from the United States and i have a good news to share to the entire world. I felt like my life was about to end i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time. Just contact him and he will help you solve all your problems. says: I absolutely LOVE this article, and having lived seven years in Miami before I was able to make my escape, I can say the one good thing about Miami is when you can only see it in your rear view mirror. . Not every SA Country eats the same food. var l=new Array(); They have latins in government jobs,such as DMV who do not speak English well. Trump scary ) he is the solution to all your problems and predicaments in life. . It is what it is i suppose. So fuck you Miami! yours forever. var l=new Array(); Now its just evidence of the ultimate stupidity of many of the fools who continue to populate the God-forsaken intellectual wasteland of South Florida. Totally on the mark.especially point #21! If you want to be around people who speak English in Miami then you have to go to English-speaking pockets like airport, the downtown area, Coral Gables, or Miami Beach. 10. Everywhere else in the U.S. has much higher standards, so they tend to find the rest of the U.S. pretentious or snooty. I feel sorry for him. If you have such problem or similar to this, please contact him on his email . You get what you give, so I think this is more of a commentary about the authors own sad life than anything else. And for all you haters, other states laugh at all of you here in Miami, they say bring your passport and your flag so you remember you still live in the U.S, what you Miami natives dont realize is the rest of the US speak English!